i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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