i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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