Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
