shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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