Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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