Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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