Im at strip club and am horny
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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