the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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