and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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