why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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