Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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