i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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