There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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