as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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