Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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