**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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