I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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