Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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