And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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