Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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