Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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