OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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