This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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