ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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