it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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