There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
