sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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