yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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