I puked a lego.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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