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how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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