I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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