Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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