Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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