Whod you bang
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Randomize
