The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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