spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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