As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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