That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I would fuck him just for his dog
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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