So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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