I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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