talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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