Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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