It's just like the Real World with babies
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
This is my gift to your gina
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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