My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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