but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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