I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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