he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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