their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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