Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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