I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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